The Dangers of Masturbation

According to the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, by the age of seventeen, 80% of males have shamed themselves and their families by masturbating (this number seems astonishingly low). That number lowers significantly, all the way to 58%, when it comes to females. While masturbating can seem like a fairly innocuous activity and the safest (and loneliest) method of safe sex, it is not without its dangers. So read with us as we ruin your favorite hobby.